general. sexting. tlfn.

[inpulsusvenarum]

【the ❝ TEXTING ❞ meme】
bring me all the trash.



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feel free to call a muse out.

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season 0 yami yugi.

[doorofdarkness]

1. hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.

2. so my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on yugi's face. please tell me what happened last night...

3. you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.

1.

[vitreusnox]

what is my incentive?

[doorofdarkness]

you can behold the penalty game the person who did this to me is going to face.

[vitreusnox]

i imagine that involves pain. i look forward to it. hold, i will be there momentarily to release you.

season 0 yugi mutou.

[gamebler]

1. i've decided I will have no shame for the things i don't remember doing.

2. i woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. what happened last night.

3. you asked me how to turn on the ladder.

3.

[yerpissingmeoff]

so, what? yer not gonna tell me how?

[gamebler]

uhhhh.
a ladder isn't something you can turn on.
are you okay?
you're not feeling sick, are you ryūko?

[yerpissingmeoff]

it goes up, and down.
you have to be able to turn it on to go up, right?
why're you holdin' back on me, yugi?

[gamebler]

it's more like you go up and down, but...
ryuko! h- huh!! i'm not holding out on you!!!

[yerpissingmeoff]

no, they go up an' down.
wait.
which kind of ladder are we talkin' about here?
ya better not be!

[gamebler]

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???
i'm not! i swear!
i wouldn't do that to you!

shūsei kagari.

[screwthesystem]

[truelawfulgood]

where are you? i've been looking everywhere for you.

lol

[screwthesystem]

shūsei kagari is not available. please leave a message after the tone. beeeeeeeeeeeep.

[truelawfulgood]

( flattest expression in the world, omg. ) first of all, there isn't a tone for TEXTING. and secondly, this isn't a joke. i need backup!

[screwthesystem]

hahahaha. lighten up, akane, i'm here... i'm here...
what's up?

huh, backup?
why?
where are you?

[truelawfulgood]

this isn't the time for jokes, kagari.

because i was assigned on a mission but it's proving difficult.
i'm currently positioned at [location] but things aren't going to plan.
how long do you think it'd take you to get here?

[screwthesystem]

alright alright allllright.

hold up,
kogami's not with you?
shit. that's kinda far.
uhhhh...
i can be there though.
i just have to get ready and...
fifteen- maybe twenty minutes?

YOU KNOW WHO IT IS

[und]

sometimes i think that i have too much self esteem
then i realize that i’m just really fucking pretty

new phone who dis.

[allthedragons]

[ ಠ▃ಠ ]

That's subjective, von Schroeder.

u kno who dis 8\

[und]

you cannot deny that i am pretty

who? what? where? when? why?

[allthedragons]

I can and will.

i svear to god.

[und]

then you are a liar.

don't swear in my name.

[allthedragons]

I'm not going to sugarcoat the truth.

i vill svear how i vant.

[und]

it is okay, you are simply blinded by my beauty. i know, it scrambles even the best of minds.